Paperback Writer

Dear, sir or madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? Its based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer Its a dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesnt understand His son is working for the Daily Mail Its a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer Its a thousand pages, give or take a few Ill be writing more in a week or two I can make it longer if you like the style I can change it round, but I want to be a paperback writer If you really like it you can have the rights It can make a million for you overnight If you must return it you can send it here But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer.